There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now. So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, Will you please make a sound like a frog? Grandpa again says, No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later. Then the third little boy comes out and says, Grandpa, oh please... Please, please will you make a sound like a frog? Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog? Grandpa asked. The little boy replied with a hopeful face, Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!
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