A child is roaming the house, when...

...he stumbles upon his father, who exclaims "fuck!" as he cuts his finger while preparing chicken for a meal, unaware of his child's presence. The child asks,

"Daddy, what does fuck mean?"

The father turns around and explains to his child; "Well, son, it's a word that you use when you want to tell someone that someone else is cooking something"

The child acknowledges this and moves on.

As his roaming continues, he stumbles upon his mother, who exclaims "shit!" as she gets mascara in her eye while applying make-up, unaware of her child's presence. The child asks,

"Mummy, what does shit mean?"

The mother turns around and explains to her child; "Well, son, it's a word that you use when you want to tell someone that someone else is putting make-up on"

The child acknowledges this and moves on.

His mother being pre-occupied and distracted and his father cut out from outside noises due to his cooking, the child answers a knock on the front door. His uncle, aunt and cousin had come by for a visit as they were in town. The child invites them in, informing them of his parents' whereabouts:

"My dad's in the kitchen fucking a chicken, and my mum's in the bedroom shitting on her face"