Every single week she kneels before the headstone. When she is finished, she stands up and slowly walks backwards all the way out of the cemetery.
One day a lady stops her to ask why she doesn't turn around and walk normally.
She replies,
"My husband is laid to rest here. He always told me that my ass was out of this world and could wake the dead. I am not taking any chances!"
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