Get lost

How do you tell a Canadian to get lost?
Tell him to puck off

How do you tell a chicken to get lost?
Tell it to cluck off

How do you tell a rugby player to get lost? Tell him to ruck off

How do you tell a prostitute to get lost?
Tell her to suck off

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