Polar Bear Hunt

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Bush's mama, Barbara, are having a holiday at
the North Pole. George W. weights...well, we know how light he is. Cheney
weights so much, and Miss Barbara, well, we won't mention a lady's weight. One
day, the three of them are having a trip on a sleigh.


Suddenly, they see a polar bear behind them. Quickly, they throw out the
entire luggage behind them, but this doesn't help: the bear comes closer. They
realize that one of the three will have to sacrifice him or her so that the two
others will be able to escape. "You should do it", George W. says to Cheney,
"The bear will need more time to eat you then to eat me. We can't expect Mama,
here, to fight the bear." "I guess you're right", Cheney says. As he jumps out
of the sleigh, he shouts, "For the G-O-P!", and gets killed by the bear.


"Thank God for my brains", George W. says, smirks. But, the bear reopens the
chase.


"Now it's your time, mama", George W. says. "Your weight is bigger than mine
and a good mama sacrifices herself for her children."


"George!" mama says.


George W. stands his ground, rather stares back, coolly, and very hard.


His mama shakes every hair of her white head, the color that George W. told us
he put there. "I guess you're right", she says, and she also jumps out and gets
killed.


"Thank God for my brains", George W. giggles.


But still the bear won't stop hunting the sleigh. George W. really gets mad,
and he shouts out : "You stupid animal!! Just wait a minute!! I'll take my gun
and I'll blow you to pieces!!"