Three scientists were discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's butt and force fed it for 2 weeks.
Because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend, they decided to have a go.
A week in, they began to realize WHY the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone to pull out the cork.
One scientist came up with the idea of training a monkey to do the job.
They spent the next week training it to pull out corks to a buzzer.
The big day arrived, they set up all the monitoring equipment and set out to a safe distance.
When they were all ready the first scientist pushed the button to sound the buzzer.
BBBAAANNNGGG!
The first scientist was covered in crap,
the second scientist was covered in crap,
third scientist covered in crap and laughing his ass off.
"What the %$*& is so funny?" asked one of the scientist.
All I saw was that poor monkey trying to push the cork back in.
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