One weekend Grand pa decides to take his 10yr old grand son out fishing with him. As they sit in the boat casting their lines about a half hour goes by and Grand pa decided to open himself a beer. the Grand son sees this and asks his Grand pa if he can have one. Grand pa replies,"well boy can you reach your dick to your ass?" the boy looks down embarrassed and says, "No." So Grand pa says,"Well then no you can't have one." the next weekend they go fishing together once more this time as they are casting their lines the boy notices his Grand pa smoking on a cigar. He asks,"hey Grand pa can i try your cigar?" the old man looks to him and asks,"Can you reach your dick to your ass?" the boy looks off angrily and replies,"No i can't," So Grand pa says,"then no you cant try boy." Another week goes by and Grand pa decides to take the boy out fishing again. About an hour goes by and Grand pa hears some rustling on the boat he looks over and notices his grand son opening a bag and taking a bit from a sandwich. He says to the boy,"would ya look at that, hey im gettin a little hungry would ya mind if i had a bite?" the boy looks off on the lake and asks, "can you reach your dick to your ass?" the Grand pa almost falls back laughing,"haha well boy indeed i can." he replies. the Grand son looks to his grand pa and say,"well then you can go fuck yourself, Grand ma made this sandwich for me."
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