Sushi for a double date.

Tom and his wife Sandra go out for sushi on a double date with their gay friends Tracy and Michael.

They all meet at the restaurant and get their orders taken.

The food arrives and everyone's delighted to see the mountain of sushi on their table.

Everyone begins to dig in when straight out of no where Sandra begins making some weird noises.

All of a sudden Sandra falls from her chair rolling left in right on the floor choking on her food.

Tom is completely shocked and motionless.

With no hesitation at all Tracy and Michael stand up from the table.

Michael positions himself to Sandra as if he was the center on a football team and Sandra was the quarterback.

Tracy then kneels down behind Michael and proceeds pull down his pants and underwear to the floor.

Tracy vigorously tongues Michael's asshole like an anteater.

Sandra completely repulsed by the scene projectile vomits the food she was choking on.

Tracy then glances at Michael with a large grin. "The Hind-Lick Maneuver never fails to work"!

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