A boy's grandfather is sitting outside on the porch, smoking a cigar. His grandson walks out and asks, "Can I try the cigar?". The grandfather replies, "I don't know, can you lick your elbow?" The boy tries to lick his elbow but to no avail and his grandfather refuses to let him try the cigar. The next day, the grandfather is drinking whiskey on the porch. Again, the boy asks to try some. The grandfather responds, "You can try some if you can put your dick in your ass." Dejected, the boy walks away. Next day, same situation, but Gramps is eating some freshly baked cookies this time. The boy says, "Can I have a cookie grandpa?" His grandfather asks again, "Can you put your dick in your ass?". However, this time, the boy has a plan, he decides to lie. "I can put my dick in my ass," he says. His grandfather replies, "Then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
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