So this guy takes his wife to the doctor and tells him that she loves to fuck anything. The doctor tells the guy that he'll have a look at her and to go wait in the waiting room.
The doctor tells the wife to strip naked. She does so and he begins to examine her. He does the normal checkup and then notices that every time he touches her ass she begins to wiggle and squirm about. The temptation to climb on top of her and fuck her brains out became stronger and stronger until he lowers his defense and does it.
The husband hears the moaning and groaning from the office and runs in to see what the fuck is going on. He sees the doctor on top of his wife and says, "Doc! Just what the fuck do you think you are doing?!?!?!?"
The doctor replies "Uh, taking her temperature?"
The husband then takes out his pocket knife and says, "Doc, when you take that thing out there had better be numbers on it!"
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