There is a monkey in a bar. A sign says "feel free to feed the monkey."

A man sees the sign and decides to feed the monkey a peanut. He gives the peanut to the monkey.

The monkey shoves the peanut up it's ass, then takes the peanut out and eats it.

Amused, the man asks the bartender:" Dude, why does that monkey do that?"

The bartender laughs:" He's been like that ever since he ate the cue ball."

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