So there was this old town hall in Texas back in the old west days. They had this set of bells they rang for things like when the mail carriage was coming, when there was a town meeting, someone had a baby, shit like that you know?
Well they were actually super crappy bells because the hammers kept breaking. One time the mail cart was showing up and the dude at town hall was like "Crap! I need to ring the bell!" so he just grabbed the closest thing he could find that would work, which happened to be this beefy-ass wooden yard stick, and just smacked the shit out of the bell.
Well, months went by and the bell hammers were breaking one after another. They couldn't get replacement hammers that far out so eventually they just had the one ruler to ring them all.
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