The small magical pig and the 3 wishes

There was once a little-bitty magical pig and it was very lonely. It had never met other animals or humans.

One day it going through a large forest and met a rabbit and a bear that was up and fight!
The pig ran howling over to them:
- "Stop !!!! I can not fight! You are the first animals I've ever met, so I will give you 3 wishes each!"

The rabbit and the bear kept with fighting and so the pig!
- "Well," said the bear. "Well then, I wish that all the bears in the entire forest becomes delicious she-bears!"
The rabbit thinks about it and says, "I wish me a Helmet!"
The bear chuckle and think: "It was a silly rabbit!"
- "Well, I wish that there is ONLY she-bears in the hole country and then me!"
The rabbit says, "I wish for a motorcycle!"
The bear laughing and thinking: "What the hell does that stupid rabbit want with a motorcycle?"
- "Well, I wish there to be ONLY she-bears WORLDWIDE!"
The rabbit then sat up on his motorcycle and gases up ...... - "I wish that the bear is gay!"
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