A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a magic lamp. Rabbit rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. "You know the drill," he says. "You both get three wishes. What's it gonna be?"
Bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the entire forest were *lady bears*." And poof, it's done.
Rabbit says, "I wish for a helmet." And one appears in his paws.
Bear says, "I wish all the other bears on this continent were *lady bears.*" And so it's done.
Rabbit says, "I wish for an electric scooter." And the genie makes it appear.
Then the genie says, "All right, time for your last wish. What does your heart *really* desire?"
Bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the whole *world* were *lady bears.*"
And then Rabbit straps on his helmet, gets on his scooter, powers it up and says: "I wish Bear was gay."
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