And says that he'd like a hot dog. When the vendor asks him what he would like with it, the monk replies "make me one with everything."
Despite how pretentious he's sounding, the vendor makes him a hot dog as business is business. When the monk learns it would be $10.27, he asks if he has change for a 20. The vendor replies "change comes from within."
This angers the monk and causes him to unsheathe a pistol from his robe. He fires the trigger and shoots the vendor.
After this, he states "I have found my inner piece."
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