They set up camp and go to sleep for the night. The next morning they wake up to find the red head preparing a deer and cooking it up. Amazed, the blonde and brunette ask where she got it.
"Simple" says the red head. "I followed the tracks, followed the tracks, and BOOM, caught a deer!"
The brunette is excited and says "Wow! I have to try that!"
She heads out into the woods and comes back a couple hours later dragging a full moose carcass. The other two are shocked and ask her how she got it.
"Simple!" says the brunette. "I just followed the tracks, followed the tracks, and BOOM caught a moose!"
The blonde says she's not going to be left out and says she's going to go catch something too. So she heads off into the woods and three hours later the red head and brunette see her dragging her bloodied body back into camp. Her arm and both legs are broken and she can hardly move.
"My god! What happened!" says the red head.
"Simple!" says the blonde. "I followed the tracks, followed the tracks, and BOOM got hit by a train!"
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