Horrific accident

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she
managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying
fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. �My God!� the trooper gasped.
�Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK
ma�am?� �Yes, officer, I�m just fine� the blonde chirped.� Well, how in the
world did this happen?� the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
�Officer, it was the strangest thing!� the blonde began. �I was driving along
this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I
swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I
Swerved to the left and there was ....�
�Uh, ma�am,� the officer said, cutting her off, �There isn�t a tree on this
road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.�