Three ISIS guys are sitting in a bath house and the first guy says "last night when I raped my wife she said go down on me and eat my pussy but I was like no that's where my dick goes so it would be gay" so I had her stoned to death
The other guy turns to him and is like "yeah last night while raping my wife she was like fuck my butt hole and I told her that was gay" so I had her stoned to death
Then a third guy is like "oh yeah my wife wanted to have a sex with me and her girlfriend at the same time and I was like no you'd have to touch another women and that's gay" so I had them both stoned to death
All three dudes agreed that they did the right thing then the first guy turns to his friends naked in the bath house and said now who wants to wash my back.
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