The Top 13 Least Popular Candy Heart Sayings


13. STD FREE


12. UR A WEASEL


11. BE OURS


10. SOY BOMB


9. TONGUE ME


8. BE MY INTERN


7. LOVE?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, "LOVE"? I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY CARVING THESE STUPID SAYINGS ON THESE STUPID HEARTS AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT LOVE?!?


6. HAIRY CHEST


5. I STALK U


4. ASS FLAVORED!


3. GOT CRABS?


2. R THOSE REAL?


1. VIAGRA 100MG


[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


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