Tape Worm

A man went to his doctor complaining about intense diarrhea, and stomach cramps. The doctor took one look at the man and said "Definitely a tape worm, I have a sure fire cure for tape worm, but you're not going to like it" The man gave the doctor a quizzical look, but in desperation said "What ever it takes doc, just get this thing out!" The doctor smiled and told the man that for three weeks he had to eat a saltine cracker, and shove a boiled egg up his ass everyday. The man now look astonished that such a thing could even come out of a professionals mouth, but decided hes the one with the doctorate and he should trust him. Three weeks pass and despite the uncomfortable method the doctor had given him, he still felt horrible. He goes back to his doctor an explains his frustration, but receives only a smile. "Sir i promise you that this method has never failed, but i do have to take a look in there one last time before you can heal. Here eat one more saltine cracker." The man relieved by the doctors words ate the cracker cheerfully, and spread his legs the he could work his magic. A few minutes pass, and the doctor says its time, and grabs a mallet almost making the man jump. But right before he could object, out of the mans ass pops the tape worm saying "Hey wheres my boiled egg!!!" *Splat* Told to me by my drunken Uncle.