The brunette was carrying a bucket of fried chicken, the ginger was carrying bottles of water, and the blonde, a car door. They eventually come to an old man's house. The old asks the brunette ,"Where are you going with that fried chicken?" She replies, "If I get hungry, I can eat." He asks the ginger, "And what about you?" She says, "If I'm thirsty, I can drink it." The old man turns to the blonde and asks, "And why are you carrying that car door through here?"
She replies, "If I get hot, I can roll down the window!
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