Anyway I had this really bad dream that I was in a terrible car accident.
I awoke in the hospital and Linsey Dawn McKenzie was my Nurse, standing over me. OMG, those beautiful sexy eyes, her incredible GG+ rack spilling out of her bra, straining to come out of her crisp, white uniform, the breath-taking come-hither smile, the cherry blossom fragrance of her perfume, the perfect curve to her hips...
She said, “You were in a bad car wreck. You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
“Fair enough,” I replied, groping her breasts.
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