Four guys are out golfing,

and catching up on old times. Before starting, one guy needs to go rent some clubs so while he's away, the other three start talking about their sons.

"Hey, hows you're boy doing?"

"Oh he's doing great! Well, my son's travel agency has been doing really well, so well in fact that he's giving his best customer a 2 week stay at the Four-season's in the bahamas, for absolutely nothing! Free!"


"No kidding!" Said the next guy, "Well my son's car dealership has really taken off and he's even starting to sell Ferrari's now. Hell, he had such a good year he gave a Ferrari away to a buddy of his, FOR FREE!"

The third guy, not to be undone, chimes in "Well my boy is making so much money at his real estate firm and selling so many houses, just last month he gave a 2 Million dollar house to his pal, just for the hell of it!"

Finally, the fourth guy returns to the group, and the guys ask what his son is up to now.

"Oh....well...actually he's been working as a male prostitute for a while."

The other three all sympathize, "oh man I'm so sorry that's gotta be terrible for you, he must be on hard times, huh?"

The fourth guy responds "No! Actually, he's never done better. Hell, just last month one customer gave him a Ferrari, a week ago he moved into a 2 million dollar house, and soon he's spending 2 weeks in the Bahamas."

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