...and demands a beer. The bartender replies, "Can't do it. It's illegal to serve a bear beer in a bar in B.C."
The grizzly growls, "Buddy, I said give me a goddamn beer. If you don't,"--he points to a woman trolling for drinks--"I'll eat that woman."
"No can do", says the bartender, "it's illegal to serve a bear beer in a bar in B.C."
True to his word, the grizzly roars, leaps on the poor woman and rips her apart, eating her in front of the shocked and panicking bar patrons. The bear sits down at the bar. "Give. Me. My. Beer." he snarls.
The bartender points to the door. "Get out! We don't serve druggies here."
"WTF are you talking about?" asks the bear.
The bartender replies, "I saw you. That was a bar bitch you ate."
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