1. Three men and a woman were marooned on a desert island. After one week, the woman felt so guilty about what she had been doing that she committed suicide. After another week, the three men felt so terrible about what they had been doing they buried her. After another week the three men felt so terrible about what they had been doing they dug her back up.
2. How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody penis on its teddy bear
I have no idea for either
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