.. when they stumbled upon a genies lamp. A mystical genie appeared in front of them and promised to grant them both 3 wishes. The bear pushed the rabbit to the side and said "I saw the lamp so I'm going first! I wish I was the best looking bear there has ever been." the genie snapped his fingers and instantly the bear had become the best looking bear there ever was. The rabbit said "I wish for a motorbike" poof a brand new motorbike appeared in front of the rabbit and he climbed on and began revving the engine. The bear mocked the rabbit for such an idiotic wish. "my turn," the bear growled "I wish, I was the only male bear left on the planet so I have no competition." the genie nodded his head "it is done" the rabbit thought, "I wish for a motorbike helmet" the bear stared in anger and astonishment "what a waste of a wish! Okay, for my last one, I wish there were nothing but beautiful female bears." again, the genie nodded. The genie looked at the rabbit for his last wish, the rabbit thought for a second, looked the bear up and down and said "I wish he was gay" and drove off as fast as the bike would go.
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