... with a raging erection. He then proceeds to try and catch an animal to bone. The tortoise, being the slowest critter in the forest, can't run away and instead retreats into it's shell. The bear grabs the reptile, turns it over... turns it over again... and asks "Where's your vagina?". The terrified tortoise cries from within it's shell "Please, leave me alone, I don't even have a vagina". The bear thinks about it for a second and then asks "Where are you talking from?".
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