The New Newlywed Game

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town
and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back..."


"Where are you going Coochy Cooh...?" asked the wife.


"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."


The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens
the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of
beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,
Japan, India, etc.


The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
can think of saying is, "Yes, Honey Pie...but the bar you
know...the frozen glass..."


He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass Puppy Face?" She takes a
mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills
holding it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but
at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?"


"You want hors d'oeuvres Pookie Pooh?" She opens the oven and
takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.


"But Sweetie, Honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the
dirty words and all that."


"You want dirty words Cutie Pie? HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER
IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE
YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"