Unit Conversions
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Tortoise Jokes
Differences
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You Couldn't Make It Up
The following is from the British paper, the Su...
Slow, Really Slow...
A young man was a slow worker and found it diff...
Zeno's Paradox Re-visited
You might remember Zeno's paradox, but in case ...
Quiz For The Idiots
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At the watering hole, an elephant suddenly picked up a tortoise and flung it as far away as he could.
A lion asked, "Why'd you do that?" The elephant...
What do you call the composer's tortoise?
Bach's turtle
Tortoise won the race but the Rabbit got to sleep
I think we all know who the real winner is.Fuck...
Race jokes are NEVER okay!
Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)
What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?
A tortoise.
Found a dead box turtle on the trail. You know how I knew it was dead?
It had rigor-tortoise
Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?
Rigor tortoise.
Why did the tortoise get arrested?
Because he got there before the hare.
A hare, turtle, and a centipede ran out of beer at a party..
Wanting to keep the party alive the tortoise ha...
What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?
Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazo...
If you came over an upturned tortoise...
Would you clean it up?
Three turtles walk into a bar...
One of the turtles goes over to a piano and sta...
What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?
Voldetort.
What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?
Please, take it back. I don't like getting atta...
How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare
Fidel Castro gets birthday present
Fidel Castro gets a galapagos tortoise for his ...
What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight
Master splinter tortoise
Snail terror!
A snail awoke from a fine sleep to find himself...