Ok, it's old but my dad used to tell me it as his "kid friendly" joke
A bear and a rabbit are in the woods having a shit.
The bear looks at the rabbit and asks..
"When you take a shit, does it stick to your fur?"
The rabbit replies, "No, Mr Bear. I can't say I have that problem."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped its arse with it.
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