A man is in his kitchen, looking out to his back yard. He sees his dog out there with the neighbor's rabbit in the dog's mouth! Not wanting any trouble with his neighbor, the man runs out and retrieves the dead and bloody rabbit from the dog's clutches. Feeling awful, he brings it inside, washes and blow-dry's the rabbit to wait until dark and sneak it back into the his neighbor's back-yard rabbit cage. Success!
After two quiet weeks go by he sees the neighbor out in his front yard watering his flowers. "Hiya neighbor! How ya doing?". "Well hello there! Good. Good thanks." A few moments pass, and the man, riddled with guilt can't help himself but ask,"Say... how's that rabbit of yours?". The neighbor replies, "... it's funny about that rabbit... It died a month ago and I buried it, then two weeks ago I noticed it's back in that cage again!".
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