A 9-year-old boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog on a string...

He walks up to the pimp, slaps $100 dollars down and shouts
"I want a girl!"
The pimp looks down at the boy, slightly amused, and politely tells him to go back home.

The boy then takes out $1000 dollars, slaps it down and shouts even louder
"I want a girl with Herpes!"
Now the pimp is really confused and conflicted. First of all, he had never seen anyone ask for a girl with herpes and second of all where did this kid get all this money.
But his conscience wins out and he insists that the boy return home.

The boy then takes out $5000 dollars, slaps it down and declares:
"I want a girl with extra, extra herpes."
At this point the pimp is dumbfounded, the businessman in him gives in and he hooks the poor kid up with his most herpes laden girl.

As the boy is walking out of the whorehouse with a proud smile on his face, the pimp asks:
"Why did you want a girl with herpes?"
The boy replies with a coy smile:

"When I go home I'm going to have sex with my babysitter. Then, later tonight, when my dad takes her home, hes going to have sex with her too. After he gets back home, my dad is going to have sex with my mom. Then tomorrow while my dad's at work, my mom is going to have sex with the mailman.

And he's the douchebag that ran over my frog."