Bill Clinton and St. Peter

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?"
inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton." "What sins did you commit
while on Earth?" asked St. Peter. Clinton thought for a moment and then
answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against
me because I didn't inhale. And, I suppose I had extra-marital sex, but
you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have 'sexual
relations.' I should also mention that I lied, but you shouldn't hold that
against me either because I didn't commit perjury."


After several moments of deliberation, St. Peter replied, "Okay, here's
the deal. We'll send you someplace where it's very hot, but we won't call
it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't
call it 'eternity.' And, don't 'abandon all hope' when you get there. Just
don't hold your breath waiting for 'Hell' to freeze over."