A guy walks into a bar for the very first time...

As he sits down, the bartender makes him a deal. He can drink at his bar for free from then on if he first drinks and entire bottle of whiskey, pulls a single tooth from an alligator in the back of the bar, and gives a woman her first orgasm. The man proceeds to drink the entire bottle of whiskey before the bartender. Impressed, the bar tender shows the man to a room in the back with an alligator in it. After being in the room for a fairly long time, and after hearing several loud noises coming from the room, the man stumbles out of the room and says "Alright, where's the woman that needs her tooth pulled?!"

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