4 nuns die in a car accident and are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them "You must confess your greatest sin and be granted absolution in order to get into heaven. "
The first nun in line holds up her index finger and says "I must confess, I once touched a man's penis with the tip of this finger. "
St. Peter tells her "Go cleanse your finger in that font of holy water, and you will be absolved. " The Sister swishes her finger in the holy water, the gates open and she enters heaven.
The 2nd nun steps up, holds up her right hand and says "I must confess, I once held a man's penis in this hand. "
St. Peter tells her "Go cleanse your hand in the font of holy water and you will be absolved. " The Sister swishes her hand in the holy water, the gates open and she enters heaven.
At this point, St. Peter notices the 4th nun trying to push her way in front of the third nun. "Sister, Sister what is the problem? " he asks.
The 4th nun replies "I want to gargle before she sticks her fat ass in the holy water! "
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