So there's this guy who can never say anything right.
He goes to the pet store with the intention of buying a Cocker Spaniel, but when he walks up to the store clerk, he says "Do you have a cock for sale?"
The woman says, "I'm sure you mean a Cocker Spaniel sir." And she hands him a cocker spaniel.
His next stop is Home Depot to buy a bucket and a pane of glass. He walks up to an employee and says "Do you have fuckets and panes of ass for sale?"
The employee says "I'm sure you mean buckets and panes of glass, sir." He hands him the supplies an walks out.
So now he's walking his cocker spaniel home when the dog pulls out of his collar and runs away.
Panicking, the man runs up to a cop and says
"Officer! Can you hold my ass and fucket while I grab my cock and spank it?
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