A catholic school is on a plane and the pilot comes on the speaker and declares that all engines have failed and that they are going to crash. The priest quickly runs to the pilot and says "is there anything we can do?". The pilot says there is nothing he can do but he has 2 parachutes for him and the priest. The priest asks what they are going to do with all the children? The pilot says fuck the children. The priest responds "Is there time?"
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