A little kid tries getting homework help from his dysfunctional family.

He first goes to his oldest brother. The brother was participating in phone sex with a girl on PornHub. He says "You want some hot 69 tonight?" The little kid figures he's busy. He then goes to his older sister. She is fighting with his boyfriend. She's in an interracial relationship with a man who's ten years older than her. The boyfriend says "You can kiss my black ass." The little kid moves onto his other sister, but the door is locked. She's having sex with her boyfriend. She tells him "You can do whatever you want to me, baby." The little kid becomes frustrated because nobody can help him with his homework. He goes past his drunk parents who are eating dinner. Their food looks awful and tastes awful too. The father screams "I'm never eating chorizo again!" So the next day, the little kid goes into school ill-prepared for the horrors that awaited. His teacher asks all students to get out their homework. The little kid tells his teacher "You want to have some hot 69 tonight?" The teacher is disgusted by his student's language. The teacher asks the little kid "Do we have a problem?" But the little kid retaliates. He tells the teacher "You can kiss my black ass!" The teacher decides it's time to take drastic measures against the little kid. He tells the little kid to shape up or else he'll give the kid the belt or something worse. But the little kid responds with "You can do whatever you want to me, baby." So after school, the teacher holds the little kid back. He forces the little kid to give him oral. The teacher asks the kid if he'd ever screw around in class again. The kid responds: "I'm never eating chorizo again!" (I'm sorry that there are no paragraphs.)