one day a guy walks in a store and says i need a urdel the manager says we have mirror wood and glory he takes the mirror
the scond guy walks in and says i need a urdel so he takes the wood and the third guy
comes in and say the same thing and takes the glory one week later the first guy comes in and says i hate you and the manegers says why the guy says because every time i take a piss my piss bounces off the mirror and hits me the next guy says the same thing except every time he takes a piss he get splinters in his dick the third guy comes in and says i love you and the maneger says why the guy says becase everytime i take a piss a big mouth come out and sucks my dick
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