There were these three guys. Two were white, and one was
black. They comitted a horrible crime and went to Hell. When
they got there they were praying for there life, even though
they were dead. The first white guy said to the devil "Please
let me go back to Earth, you can do any thing as long as I can
go back!" So the devil says "Pull down your pants" so the guy
does. The devil sticks his hand in fire and burns the guys dick
off. The guys is gone.
The second white guy says "Please let me go back to Earth you
can do whatever you want to me just let me go back" The devil
says "Pull your pants down" So the guys does and the devil
sticks his hand in fire and burns the mans dick off. And poof
he is gone. The black guy says "Please let me go back to Earth
you can do wahtever you want to me just let me go back!" So the
devil says "pull your pants down" so the guy does. The devil
sticks his hand in fire and wraps his hand around the guys dick.
Nothing happens. He tries again. Nothing happens. The devil
says "Whats wrong with you !!!??"
And the black guy says "Milk chocolate melts in your mouth not
in your hand".
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