Magic Mirror

A woman walked into an antique store that was down the street
from her home. As she wondered around the store the clerk asked
her what she was interested in. She said she was interested in
buying a mirror.


He showed her a couple mirrors then told her he had a special,
magic mirror in the back. She laughed, and said yeah, right! He
showed her to the mirror and told her: All you have to say is
"Mirror Mirror on the door" then asked for anything. She gave it
a try.


Mirror Mirror on the door---Make my breast a 44


"KABOOM"


She had some huge breast


she ran down the street to her house to show her husband. He
seen her and said "damn, what the hell happened"? she told him
of the magic mirror on the corner. He raced out the door headed
to the antique shop. As he arrived he told the clerk he wanted
to try the magic mirror. The clerk took him out back where the
mirror was and told him what to say. The man looked at the
mirror and said


Mirror Mirror on the door--make my dick touch the floor


"KABOOM"


His legs fell off.