There was a man and a woman that just got married. And the
wife asked " We have to have a honeymoon." Then
The husband said "When?" Then the wife said " I am busy on all
the days of the week, exept for Friday; lets do
it on Friday!" "No! I go fishing with my freinds on Friday, OK,
wether
you #1: We have the honeymoon fishing with my freinds,
#2: You suck my Dick or #3: I fuck you in the ass. Then the
wife thought about it and chose #2. So she gets into
the postion and then said " Eeeeewwww! Why does your Dick smell
so bad?" Then the husband said " A dog chose
#3."
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