A bloke goes into a pub in the middle of nowhere, needing to go
to the toilet. The barman directs him outside, where a rickety
old dunny is.
The man does his buisness, and is about to wipe his arse when he
sees that there is no toilet paper. However, there is a note
nailed to the wall, which reads- We are sorry about the lack of
toilet paper, we ask you to please wipe yourself with your
finger, then stick it through a hole in the wall, where it will
be cleaned.
The bloke dosen't think much of this, but he decides to follow
the request. So he cleans himself with his finger, then sticks
it out of the hole. All of a sudden it is hit by a hammer. So he
pulls his finger in...... and sucks it.
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