There are 3 men on top of the Empire State Building. One has a stick, one has a rock, and one has a bomb.
The man with the stick drops it and runs down to catch it. When he gets there, he sees a little girl crying. "Why are you crying little girl," he asks. "Some idiot on top of the Empire State Building dropped a stick and hit my boyfriend in the head! He has to go to the hospital!" she replies. "Oh I'm so sorry, so sorry!" he says as he runs to the hospital.
The man with the rock drops it and runs down to catch it. When he gets there, he sees an old lady balling her eyes out. "Why are you crying, mam?" he asks solemnly. "Some idiot on top of the Empire State Building dropped a rock and hit my husband in the head! He died on his way to the hospital!" she replies. "Oh I'm so sorry, so sorry!" he says as heads for the morgue.
The man with the bomb drops it and runs down to catch it. When he gets there, he sees a guy rolling around on the ground laughing his ass off. "Dude, what's so funny?" he asks. "I was walking down the street and when I farted, the guy behind me blew up!"
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