A farmer comes home after having to repair a fence in the middle of a North Dakota winter.
"It's as cold as a gravedigger's ass out there!" he tells his wife.
A bit grumpy due to the poor weather, his wife replies: "How the fuck would you know how cold a gravedigger's ass is? You turning gay on me?"
The man considers her remark for a long moment.
"You're right honey, I should only talk about things I actually know about."
"It's as cold as a witch's tit out there."
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