3 Rhymes

There is a class of students waiting for the bell to ring on the
last day of school. They perster thier teacher for them to leave
early... but she denies the request. Finally after much pleading
the teacher decides and says, "If you can give me 3 rhymes I
will let you go home."


The first kid puts up his hand and says,
"Hi my name is Stan,
and I want to go to Japan
in my dads van
if I can
sometime maybe."


The teachers applauds and says, "Very well."


The next kid puts up his hand,
"Hi my name is Dan,
and I want to go to Japan
with Stan
but in my own dad's van
if I can
sometime maybe."


The teacher smiles and says that was very clever.


A girl puts her hand up and says,
"Hi my name is Aimee,
and I want to have a baby
if I can
sometime maybe."


The teacher smiles and says, "Very well you can leave." But the
class bully is upset he hasnt had a go, and the teacher decides
to let him have his say.


"Hi my name is Buck
and I don't give a fuck
about Stan or Dan
going to Japan.
And as for Aimee
I am gonna give her the baby
and there's no fucking maybe."