The teacher start creative writing class by saying, "Today I want you to write a sentence that uses the word 'beautiful' twice".
Susie goes first: "My mom bought me a beautiful dress and I look beautiful in it."
Next, the teacher calls on Mary: "Today is a beautiful sunny day, helping the beautiful flowers to grow."
Thinking, "Little Johnny can't possibly make this ugly", the teacher calls on him. Little Johnny says, "Last night at dinner my sister told us she is pregnant and my Dad said, 'Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.'"
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