When he was president, George W. Bush decided to visit a school...

...so the kids could ask him questions.

'Mr. President, my name is Bob and I'd like to ask three questions,' says the first kid.

'Alright, ask away,' says Bush.

'My first question: why do you label everything as "terrorism"? My second question is: why do you always say we have the moral high ground when we were the ones who dropped two atomic bombs? And finally: how come you only became president after they counted the votes again?'

Bush just stands there for a second, but fortunately the bell rings. After the break, the class returns. Another kid stands up and says:

'Mr. President, I'd like to ask five questions.'

'Okay,' says Bush.

'The first three are the same as Bob's. The fourth is: why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier than usual? And finally: where the hell is Bob?'

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