my shit doesn't stink

I did this years ago so here goes. I was working for a small company fabricating plastic tanks. One day when me and another guy were working , on an item, I farted really loud. He said," I'm not going near you", and went outside for air. Now for some reason it didn't stink and I hollered at him , "Come back my farts don't stink!" Of course he didn't believe me and when he came back in 5 minutes there was no smell and , he said as much. The trap was set! I told him that my farts don't stink and I would bet him $100! And I would let him be the Judge. He thought for about 10 seconds and said , "OK it's a .bet" , and we shook. I told him, "I can't fart right now", but when I felt one coming on I would call him over so he could sniff my butt when I was cutting one. We knocked off after that and went home for the day. The next day I got to work before he did and bet everyone in the shop $20 each that when I called M*** over he would sniff my ass as I farted.[$20 x 15= $300]. Well soon after M*** walked in and everyone went to work. About 15 minutes later I hollered over to M***, "Get over here I'm about to cut one!". He came over with the biggest grin on his face and, put his face close to my butt. I ripped a green monster and he said, "All right! that's the worst smelling fart ever!". The shop went quiet as everyone just looked at us and stared bug eyed. Then laughing, yelling, finger pointing- the whole shop fell apart. M*** looked at me with pure hate, I thought he was going to hit me. M*** went into the parking lot , I chased him down and gave him the $100. He said he was going home and to, kiss his ass. I went back into the shop, collected my $300 for a $200 profit and, went back to work. At break time I was fired-it was worth it.