Bill knew that Joe had just gotten back from a parachuting trip, so he asked him how it went. Joe described his experience in great detail. "Well, I'm terrified of heights, as you know, so they had to pretty much pin me down to get my parachute on my back. Then they stood me in front of the door and told me to jump. I said NO! I wouldn't jump, so the pilot put the plane on cruise-control and came back to help. He told me, 'You jump out of the plane or I fuck you in the ass.'" Bill quickly asked, "Well did you jump?" Joe responded with, "Well, a little at first."
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